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7. Modern communication is tennis with catchphrases.


6. The  quality gap between mineral sunblock and the regular kind is significant. 


5. The guy I hate has all the same hobbies as me.


4. There is no 4. 
  

3. Below your bottom axiom, a spiral staircase
   into the dark.


2. The phoenix doesn't get to skip the dying part.


1. I hate the wind.