And it never will be.

Darren Normal is normal human sized.

He is not attacking the city.

He didn't eat what they're saying he ate.

Since the age of 5, all he ever wanted was to life-coach for money.

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He is finally getting somewhere.


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He wrote The The The.
He wrote  Komorebi.
He writes My Girlfriend The Scuba Instructor
He gently encourages Kamryn to write Modern Lifestyle Blog By A Young Woman With A Haunted Pen.
He is constantly almost done writing Also Rangers.

His catchphrase is:

"I look for it in everything, and find it every time."